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You ever wonder what it would be like to live back in time? Like the 20s, 50s, 60s, 70s & 80s? I do it often and sometimes i wish i did live back in the old days when Marilyn Monroe was alive or when i could hear Jo Stafford on the radio or when i could dance pretty amazingly, i could go to the movies to go watch Charlie Chaplin or go to a game and watch Babe Ruth. Wouldnt it be cool if i were a flapper? If i wore what the women wore at the time? Wouldnt it be cool if i could anticipate a brand new episode of I Love Lucy? You know me and my cousin used to stay up forever and watch I love Lucy every night on Nick At Night when they used to show it. Even now when they show marathons on the Hallmark channel, i'll watch it all. It makes me laugh so hard.
What really gets me is the just the outfits people used to wear. I saw a movie called Stand By Me lately and it took place in the 1950s and i took notice of what the kids wore, with their pants pulled high, their shirts tucked in, their hair slicked back....they looked pretty hot to me. I would so rather have pants riding up a guy's ass like that than having them down at their ankles. I couldnt stop staring at the actor Kefier Sutherland, he looked so cool when he was younger, he always played the bad ass like in Lost Boys too. God his hair was amazing and to tell you the truth he's not amazingly HOT, he's actually not hot at all but he's a very bad boy. And that is very attractive, he's the classic looking bad boy. I love staring at him when he comes out in those old movies. And his voice is pretty freaking cool too.
I wanna learn how to do The Charleston. Do you know how amazing it would be if i learned how to move like that? It's so funny to see but it seems like so much fun and it's so hard to believe that people actually danced like that. I mean even kids like me. Instead of grinding and humping eachother on the dance floor, we'd be doing The Charleston in flowy skirts and dresses and guys would be in their high water pants with their cool ass collers. Oh, that sounds so much more funner than now. Damn, i just wish time would come back, tradition would come back. My generation has done nothing to contribute to society, we have no Marilyn Monroe, we have no Babe Ruth, we have no 'The Charleston'. You know what we have? Robert Pattinson, Kobe Bryant and 'Jerking'. Now, tell me, is my generation the most pathetic ever? Of course i was born in this era.